I am so excited! Mommy and me are doing a special infomercial representing a fabulous new product going on the market that will enable me to eat about 10 times slower! You know that Frenchies are fast eatters and suck up alot of air and don't take a breath but gobble down food like their life depended upon it. Part of eatting fast is "survivor instinct" and part of it is I am a big baby and always thinking mommy will leave out the front door and abandon me (I have huge psychological nuerotic issues about being away from her ) and so I scurry as fast as I can and even stop mid "eatting" if she walks towards the bathroom or front door!
Alot of people call me a "wooze"or big baby and that makes me mad! I'm just protecting my mother. In any event, we will be in make up, wardrobe changes, videos will play on a green screen in back of us with loads of my photos also prominently placed...so yeah!!! I'm so excited to be in this infomercial. A friend of ours video taped us in a "trial run" before and after eatting with this special bowl! I went from my standard wolfing it down in 30 seconds to 5 minutes! The ridges and curves make it impossible to eat fast so I notice I have a better tummy, less gas, stay full longer and in better health.
Mommy is trying on all sorts of outfits for the big event. We can't wait until it's on air. I'm even going to remind them of my You-tube video at : rocky loves big beautiful bitches. This was when I dated an 80 pound dog named Georgie Girl. My latest gal/pal is Rosy and she is a year younger than me, the same color and also a Frenchie. We play by grabbing each others jowls, etc and run in tandem together in my mommy's friend's backyard. We tire each other out which is great as mommy doesn't have to walk me so much.
See you on TV...
Until later.
xoxo
Rocky the angel therapy dog!
