Good evening everyone!
Well,
I had a great time this early evening with one of my gal-pals, Rosey the French Bull Dog who is probably going to end up on one of my greeting cards for birthdays with me! Rosey is highly "oversexed" even though both she and I are dogs without breeding capability anymore! She is so hyper and wildly passionate to me our owners have decided to put us both on leashes the first 5 minutes we see each other, otherwise she is totally all over me and fiercely grabbing my rolls of skin around my neck and pulling at me so hard...she won't let go! So, mommy and her mommy supervised our date and even with the 5 minute rule...she was wild and crazy with me. It is the only time I'm the 'beta" dog ever!! So we played for 45 minutes in between me grabbing my breath for the water bowl. Fortunately it was a fall evening and cool so we didn't over heat too much. I ran so fast and hard that mommy saw me do the "tootsie roll" which is basically me rolling 3 times over and landing on my feet like a real ice skater! For a frenchie I look so lithe and like a ballet dancer.
Well, while we were playing and racing all over mommy's friend's backyard, I overheard Rosey's mom tell my mommy that they were walking Rosey on the Venice Beach path one night and bumped into a man name Lloyd and his large 80 pound heinz variety dog, Georgie Girl! Well, my ears started burning, as Georgie Girl is one of my other girlfriends with whom I did a private "love" video with and now it is all over U-tube! It is called Rocky loves big Beautiful Bitches. I feel like Paris Hilton when she got caught making love on a video and then it was blasted all over the world! Now my secret love life with the "bigger" woman ..the dog named Georgie Girl is spread all over the world. Wouldn't you know it...the owner Lloyd said to his dog outloud : Hey, Georgie Girl....nope, that isn't your boyfriend Rocky! Rosey's owner was so shocked as I am known all over the Marina as a little cassanova, that she explained to Lloyd that Rosey is one of my girlfriends too! Maybe that is why Rosey was so possessive of me and nipping at my feet tonight and wouldn't let me go!! She was "making her mark and putting love bites all over my face"!! She heard out loud that I have at least one other girlfriend. Truth be told, I've put Georgie Girl on the back burner as there is also another pretty dog named Maria that lives down the street and is about 45 pounds and quite the dominatrix also!! Boy, I see I can sure get into trouble with my little french bulldog boyish ways. I must be a bit more discreet. I'm thinking of telling my mommy to "nix" the U-tube and cut down on my exposure as I"m recognized everywhere I go! I see mommy sometimes smiles as more people truly stop me and yell across the street" Is that Rocky!!" When mommy smiles yes, they say:" Boy, I have really missed him and haven't seen him in awhile."
I guess I've imitated some of mommy's boyfriends as I've over heard that they are typical hound dogs also and haven't narrowed down the playing field yet! So, as they say...Art imitates life...and I've watched too many human men playing the field and thought I might do so too!!
I know this is not truly good for my image as being an angel therapy dog, but we all have the wild side and the good side and I'm a bit of both!!
I think mommy and I are sleeping early tonight so we can get up and I will show my good side and be a therapy dog by day and visit the OPICA dementia day care center for adults tomorrow and get back my focus and lay off the ladies for awhile until Rosey's temper blows over! She is fun to play with as we're both Frenchies and have very similar styles. Hopefully, she'll calm down a bit as we get more into our relationship so we can just "chill together"... and still have fun!
Good night for now!
xoxoxo
Rocky the angel therapy dog!
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